Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Fact of the day
You can hear a blue whale's heart beat from over 2 miles away.
Good News Article
A man named Darcy Pell noticed a dog stuck in the middle of a partly frozen lake in Pontefract, England while going jogging with his friend. Luckily, he was trained in swimming in cold water, so he swam out, got the dog, and then helped it back to land.